Overcome Fear of Slenderman

Method 1:

His stature may be elevated, but he's nothing more than a stick and you'll easily swat him away with one flick of your wrist.

Considering the fact that he wears a suit every day, there are two potential scenarios. He may either be incredibly educated and well off, or he could very well be Barney Stinson, someone who has had a rough life story and needs love and understanding. Whichever way we look at him, it's plain to see that Slenderman warrants some compassion. Talking to him is the first step to forming a bridge.

Step 3

He's been wandering around the woods for decades, hoping for death to find him, but it never does.

Imagine how much love you could give by wrapping your arms around him! Slenderman could easily hug a group of half a dozen people at once, and the feeling of connection and warmth is likely to be indescribable. Get on the good side of him, and Slenderman is ready to share the hug of a lifetime possibly even more than one lifetime!

Imagine how powerless you would be if someone were to put you in the woods with no weapons or vision, and remove your ability to hear, smell, or speak. You would be completely unable to sense and navigate your environment, thus making you pretty useless. Even the squirrels could outsmart you.

If you don't mind, picturing Slenderman as calamari could make for a delicious treat. He would need to be battered, deep fried and cooked to perfection, just like calamari. If you were feeling daring, the meal could be worth savoring. WikiHow has articles to help you make the tastiest of calamari. While you don't have to go through with eating Slenderman, you do have to admit it would be an interesting twist of events.

Method 2:

Think about it - he's just a 2.1 m geek. His puny frame stands no chance against you, so go on and take him out!

Considering that he wears a suit every day, it can be assumed that Slenderman is either extremely educated and well-off, or a wild joker. Both possibilities give an insight into his potential behavior. He may be more open to reason and prefer the traditional, or may be more active in his pursuit of love. In either case, getting to know him more should put one's fears at bay.

All of his hopes, dreams, fears, insecurities, and desires likely will fall unseized simply due to the fact that he has no one to share them with, no one to strive with. He's eternally walking in the dark woods, forever praying for death's sweet embrace. None comes.

Imagine the warmth of being surrounded by his arms and the happiness of such a moment. Just start by putting yourself on Slenderman's good side and you two are sure to have some hugging moments in no time!

Imagine if those four senses were taken away from you, like if you lost your sight, smell, hearing and the ability to speak. That would make it difficult for you to be effective, wouldn't it You'd probably be far less powerful than a squirrel!

As an alternative to destroying him, why not try cooking him like calamari The tentacles alone could make for great deep-fried appetisers and would definitely take you dining experiences up a notch. wikiHow has all the information you need to do this, from cooking to frying. Just a thought and no judgement if you decide to pass on actually eating him.

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Approx. Time Required: 12 Minutes